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Said Vanessa Hudgens, “And to all my short fans... Thank you for watching my sex tape. but let me be a role model now. When two sensual adults, pleasured me with produce, it was nutritional. Just because Jack Black put his ten-inch zuchinni to my moist lips, and Bod Newhart licked broccoli puree off my quivering breasts, while I tickled his nut sack... And then they both sprayed cucumber yogurt all over my face. My message is, like all healthy American adults, we followed the New Food Pyramid.”
Vanessa Hudgens Tells Teenage Girls “Only Use Organic Sex Toys”
