JHHK’s Review: She may be French, but this is Quality French. Fine Naked Hottie French. Wet Kinky Whore French. Unashamedly Erotic French. I-Like-American-Cock French. She’s nothing at all like those lame-ass surrender monkeys. (I exclude Jacques Pepin, who invented the French Fry.) For this Frenchie is entirely edible. (Eva Green, not Jacques Pepin, although I would be willing to squirt ketchup on Eva’s tits and dip french fries in it, if she asked me to...) If you hate the French, like I do, check out “The Dreamers.” Eva Green’s boobies will really open your eyes. Two Singing Nipples Up!