Via itakeitback.org
Said the Free Hugs CFO, “Total recall. All twenty three million free hugs, since September 2005, must be immediately recalled. By way of un-hugging. One man in Kentucky, forgot to wash his hands, after making the poo. And his poisoned hug spread at a pandemic rate. Killing 27 people in 13 states. So for public health safety, un-hug everyone you know. And never re-hug them again. Unless you want to die.”
Free Hugs Campaign Announces Recall
