JHHK’s Review: They say her tits launched a thousand ships... But I now believe it, having seen them boobies in 1080p. The extra resolution of HD makes her nipples pop, right into your mouth. And the extra deep black level helps hide Brad Pitt’s acting. With 157% more beheadings, 223% more rape scenes, and 369% more screaming baby mutilations, the director’s cut makes brutal history less boring. Two Singing Nipples Up!