Reason #169 Why It’s Good To Be A Bestselling Author - Topless Fangirl E-Mails

Dear JHHK,

Just finished reading “No One Loves A Fatty: How To Put Your Woman On A Diet”! It was fucking hilarious! I even tried out your recipe for Tomato Beef Curry To Increase Nipple Symmetry! Not only was it healthy and delicious, but I think it made my areolas 17% rounder! I enclosed a pic!

Your Topless Fangirl For Life,
Alexandra Lee

PS - When’s book six coming out?