Is The Monster In Cloverfield More Or Less Scary Than Rosie O’Donnell?

It’s a tough call, but the Cloverfield terror is more badass scary, while Rosie O’Donnell is genuinely frightening. They’re both multi-legged beasties that rampage around the city. They both have nasty teeth and freakish dead animal eyes, and bite the heads of pretty people. They both have the same creepy grayish yellowish pasty-white skin. But while the Cloverfield horror is capable of going insane bug-nuts at any moment right behind you, I think I would still run away faster from Rosie O’Donnell.