First you need to stockpile a lot of pussy, preferably lijagulep (lion + jaguar + leopard) if you want it to be authentic. Tap a few barrels of raw summer wine, the redder the better. Then clean that pussy, pat it dry, and apply flavorful seasonings. Apply heat, until the flesh is ready to eat and the juices run clean. Then dig in, until everyone is stuffed. Your friends will champion you as a God of Old, for all time. Because the legend is true. Once you experience the glory of an Ancient Greek Pussy Eating Contest, you remember that badassedness until the day you die. Happy pussy eating, Men (& Hot Naked Battle Lesbians)!
JHHK’s Weekend Party Tip #69: How To Hold An Ancient Greek Pussy Eating Contest
