Babe Battle #1369: Jennifer Love Hewitt - TITS vs ASS!

Via bingeandpurgeweekly.com

Said Jennifer Love Hewitt, “My ass was big and white and cottage cheesey, and the internet, rightfully, said so. But this is Hollywood, and I needed to change the story. ‘If she bleeds, she leads...’ So I lost a sixth of my body by having sex nine times a day. And it worked. Now all the headlines say... ‘Love The 69 Diet?’ ‘Jennifer Love Misplaces Her Tits’ ‘Titnapped! The Search For Jennifer Love’s Missing Talents’ ‘Is A Fat Ass Worth The Cost To Own Big Tits?’ ‘Love Loses Ability To Please Men With Breast Sex” etc... I’m bring awareness to an important health issue, that most teenage girls struggle with: Does one, as a woman, want small tits, or a fat ass? I just hope someday science will allow me to have both.”