JHHK IS THE ULTIMATE A$$
Author Screenwriter Simian
HE CLAIMS to hold the secret
"To Making Fat Women Not Fat!"
HE CLAIMS to have invented
"Hot Naked Battle Lesbians!"
HE CLAIMS to have a cock
"Larger Than Rhode Island!"
HE CLAIMS to make more money
"Than A Fleet Of Hollywood Whores!"
HE CLAIMS to have created
"The True Harry Potter Killer
Set For Release In 2009
And It's Hardcore R-Rated!"
HE CLAIMS to have killed
"Steven Seagal
In A Chinatown Bar Fight
With His Own Ponytail!"
HE CLAIMS to hold the record
"For Having The World's Biggest Orgasm
In Paris Hilton's Shoe!"
AND IT'S ALL TRUE!
Meet The Frakking GENIUS
Everyone Is Talking About!
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*** NYT: Put this article on the front page, above the fold, everyday for the next 371238235873453598341 days.
New York Times, Front Page, Above The Fold “PROFANE TALKING MONKEY BECOMES ENTERTAINMENT PHENOMENON”
