Literary Agent Scott Miller Seeks Nude Photos Of Lena Headey?


He claims he needs them to help sell a really thick book, as publishers are becoming increasingly risk adverse. Since Lena played Queen Gorgo in 300, and naturally looks like an Amazon warrior, he feels her bare breasts would hook the best editor, because whenever the average American male imagines a powerful female character, he wonders what she must look like without her clothing, bouncing on top of him, with an expression of bliss on her face. So if anyone happens to have any high-resolution photos of Ms. Headey in the shower, or sunbathing on a topless beach, or even reciting an erotic haiku, please submit them to: scottmiller@literarystuds.com