The secret is that six-pack abs suck. That’s baseline. You want nine-pack abs. That’s 50% more abs than the other guy, and that’s sweet, because then you’ll sack 50% hotter women. Hot women will stand confounded by the three extra abs, to the point that their lips will gloss over, their clothes will fall off, and they will just drop to their knees. So next time, be a man, and ask me for the secret to nine-pack abs.