What’s The Best Political Attack Ad?


The McCain Hulk Ad, for the MTV set. At a presidential debate, during a round on torture, the old mentally retarded one, Fred Thompson makes a crack about Vietnam, and John McCain snaps. His cheeks puff, his hands tremble, his flesh turns camouflage green and he hulks out. He stomps over, backhanding podiums aside, and catches Fred in his hulking fist. Then he wails and bites his head clear off, and tosses the body. Hillary screams, her wig falls off, and she runs away. Obama stands frozen, urine streaming down both legs. Ron Paul huddles under a desk wearing a quickly fashioned tinfoil hat. Cut to black. Title: MCCAIN-SMASH 2008.