They had been coming out frequently for months. She likes to pop them out to use as a weapon in bar fights. She claims she’s mastered the male genitalia sucker-punch/teeth-clamp, which drops giant bikers like drunk pigeons off a bridge. Usually, the next day, the swollen biker will send the teeth back with a note, “Sorry I didn’t hit on you, when I’m drunk I only do ugly women.” But last week grandma skipped the bar scene and snuck into a nursing home fight club, and lost a match to Dotty Dementia, who is keeping the dentures as a trophy. So now we’re planning a heist.
How Did Badass Grandma Lose Her Teeth?
