Yes. In fact, that’s the only way you get it. And over 50,000 Americans watch the local news and die from ass cancer each year. Cancer of the ass, from watching the local news, is the second leading cause of death today. Watching the local news and getting ass cancer kills one new person every nine minutes. And cancer of the ass kills more people each year, while they watch the local news, than breast cancer and AIDS combined. Not surprisingly, the local news blames all ass cancer on people’s not watching the local news. Fortunately, all of the people who watch the local news, develop ass cancer, and die are old people, poor people, and stupid people, who don’t contribute to society in any meaningful way, and the world is over populated... So if you’re a young, wealthy, intelligent person who hopes to avoid cancer of the ass hole, never watch the local news, and buy my books.
Can You Get Rectal Cancer From Watching The Local News?
