Well, Obama is one hot stud, but Hillary is a troll, which would provide more material for Jon Stewart, which is the only reason she’s still in the race. That said, the electoral process is ridiculous, corrupt, and a waste of everyone’s time. Instead they should just hold an epic Halo tournament, with the sixteen top candidates divided by party, red vs blue, for 101 rounds of Crazy King on High Ground. The winning team gets the White House. The player with the most kills get to be President. The player with the most suicides gets to be Vice President. I’d even grant Hillary immunity to headshots, because she’s half woman, because who wants to listen to all that squealing.
Are We Better Off With A Half-Black President Or Half-Woman President?
