HELLO KITTY TO SEDUCE YOUNG GENTLEMEN
Hello Kitty, the nasty white cat from Japan, usually plastered on pink and purple plastic crap for flat girls, will soon deface wife-beaters, cockrings and other ‘hot product’ targeting effeminate men. Said the company whore, "We believe Hello Kitty will be embraced by fashionable young men as a fashion statement in fashion. So our feline for-the-boys product will first dominate sales in Japan next week, and then will soon entice all of the U.S. Our sexy bubble-head shape for Hello Kitty has been transformed into a ruggedly faux-sick look to entrap men in their tweens and college years. Boys these days, especially those in the deep south, grew up with colored icon product. And this new hip generation is just begging us to wear Hello Kitty. We will, like, make three fortunes."
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