Economists: Angelina Jolie’s Ass Wanted For Immediate Fornication [Full Report Available In 1080p]


As the global financial meltdown continues, men throughout the world share a single hope: to fornicate Angelina Jolie in the ass. Which many experts think is the only way for men to reclaim peace of mind and wait out the crisis. Research suggests Angelina Jolie’s ass could be attainable with the help of a sixty-nine million dollar government bailout, which would allow men to purchase Angelina Jolie’s ass directly, which they could then tap into for immediate relief. And because all branches of government have long records in favor of fucking women in the ass, insiders project Angelina Jolie’s ass will be made available to all men for immediate fornication as early as December 2nd.