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Research now shows that Lesbian Yoga, while a silver bullet for FUHLD (Fat Ugly Hairy Lesbianism Disorder), can be addicting, and, in fact, the addiction can cause more severe personality problems than the fat ugly hairy lesbianism itself. The inherent problem with all Lesbian Yoga dvds is that 97% of girls who watch them end up masturbating instead of finishing the positions, which is why the Surgeon General now recommends that all hot lesbians who wish to perform nude Lesbian Yoga, while watching homo-erotic fitness dvds, should be personally supervised by a heterosexual male, friend or acquaintance, who has been certified as an ONLMO (Official Nude Lesbian Masturbation Observer.) And while I personally am not willing to look directly at a naked Ellen Degeneres, I wish her the best of luck in her treatment for this life-threatening addiction.
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Ellen Degeneres Checked Into Sierra Tucson For Addiction To Lesbian Yoga
