Via sportfucking.org
Said David Beckham, “I’m piss drunk, but, perhaps if America was more European, and homosexuality, as a sport, as an entertainment, because I live here now. And, ok, we’re slapping balls with our heads, but sometimes we get angry and kick each other in the nuts, and with your religion, a nut for a nut, as it says in those baby Bibles they hand out on street corners, with the hot hookers, and the flyers to free Tibet. It’s not as bad as watching gay porn, soccer, look at my wife. She made me watch gay male porn, once, because I didn't say lesbian porn, but it made me hard. And now I watch it all the time. So just get drunk, turn on the tele, and give soccer a chance.”
Study: 9 Out Of 10 American Men Call Soccer “World’s Gayest Sport”
