Review Of Angelina Jolie’s Nude Sex Scene In “Gia”


JHHK’s Review: “Gia” is latin for Lesbian Breast Mother, which in context means “mother of all sweet-n-sour tits.” Her nipples offer life, to all who drink from them. You remember Billy Bob Thornton? He’s actually three hundred years old. And if he keeps on licking them, Brad Pitt might live to one thousand. So, because of their power, or just the idea of Angelina in leather, all must experience “Gia.” Two Singing Nipples Up!