Report: Chuck Norris Freaks Out My Grandma’s Pussy

Via thejhhkreport.org

Said Granny P, “Dirty Chuck Norris. When he invades my television... My pussy freaks out. It drools and hisses. It queefs like crazy. Then it humps the TV. And when he uses King-Fu, to crack a man’s nut sack, my pussy comes like a choo-choo, then collapses on the floor. And is sore for almost a week. So I beg you, Chuck Norris, please leave my pussy alone.”