OMG! Hayden Panettiere Nip Slip While Humping Otter Ignites PETO!


Via nevertitillateanotter.org

Said a spokeswomen for PETO, “All People for the Ethical Treatment of Otters love Heroes, not season two, but we do, which is why exposing nipples to otters is such an obscene Otter-Rights violation, that we call for immediate boycott of the season two dvds. Otters have penises. And I don’t mean an otter has multiple penises, like three penises, though some do, mutant otters. And having an eighteen year old girl press her bare nipples in your face, when you know she won’t fornicate you, or blow you to release, for an otter, or a young man, or a hot lesbian, is cruelty beyond measure. It saddens me. All she needed to do was put her tits away and pull out another otter and then rub the two otter’s genitals together until the sexual tension was diffused. It’s called Respect, young lady.”