Dalai Lama Addicted To World Of Warcraft

Via dontfreetibet.org

Said the Dalai Lama, “WOW addiction is most serious. I crave to play with myself daily. Constantly to prance my High Elf, across all Eastern Kingdoms. But now I feel, as, less holy. After 181 days straight, I tried to just meditate away. But, as they say in my golden temple, Withdrawl Ate The Buddha. Now the monks are getting suicidal. Reincarnation stopped working. I have mental health problems. Just let me finish one more quest.”