According to the numerical gathering wing of the Department of Health and Human Services there are only 30 million non-fat women in the US, of which only 5 million are hot. And 75 million thongs were sold in this country in 2007. And 93% of thong buyers were women. And 97% purchased only one thong last year. This means that almost 70 million thongs were bought and worn by fat women, or ugly women, or fat ugly women, which is scary because 99% of thong wearers said that they were determined to show off their thong to as many men as possible in the upcoming year.
* A recent CNN poll reveals that 59% of poor Chinese farmers say fat ugly woman thong use is the #1 reason they distrust America and need a stronger national military.
What Are The Disturbing Thong Statistics?
