January 8, 2008
Abigail Koons
270 Lafayette Street
Suite 1504
New York, New York 10012
Achtung! Abigail Koons:
I perused your profile and have queried you because you’re hot (your current sales streak). I am the wildly popular internet celebrity JHHK, Guru of Manliness, Author of MWGQ, Creator of the Ultimate Man-Blog “ASK JHHK.” My viral videos have been beheld by tens of millions and my blog is frequented by the multitudes, two million hits a month, five hundred e-mails a day. My intern-shattering book proposal, for which I now seek representation, is now revealed...
Title: THE TEEN SUICIDE GUIDEBOOK:
How To Help Your Troubled Teenager
Attempt A Totally Sick Death
Author: JHHK
Genres: Self-Help, Entertainment, Erotica
Words: 65,000
Market: For all single mothers who watch talk shows
Thank you in advance for enjoying my submission!
JHHK
Author of MWGQ
Guru of Manliness
Creator of the Ultimate Man-Blog “ASK JHHK”
quest4jhhk@gmail.com
askjhhk.blogspot.com
Enclosed:
Critical Acclaim For This Book Proposal
Enticing Book Description
List of Competition & Reasons They Suck
Manly Table of Contents
Free Sample! Chapter 1!
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