Women naturally fear illustrated storytelling mediums just like they fear your innate manliness. So take out a good one, like “The League Of Extraordinary Gentleman.” Then go to the hospital and find a newborn baby. You’re looking for the freshest you can find. Now spank it on the ass, with a double tap. This relaxes it and allows it to release its smell. (The source of all newborn baby scent is the tiny heinie hole.) Capture that baby smell in a bottle, take it home and distill it, then put it in a fine mister. Spray each page of the graphic novel with this “graphrodisiac.” Walk away and she will be drawn to it and start reading the novel instantly. Repeat this with “Watchmen” and “300.” Soon you will have an addict, and your hottie will sit around all day in her panties reading pulp.
How Do You Get Your Girlfriend Hooked On Graphic Novels?
