What's A Lijagulep?


If you breed a lion with a jaguar with a leopard... Poof. Lijagulep. If however you take a cute baby lion kitty, and a soft baby jaguar kitty, and fuzzy baby leopard baby, and put them in a blender, you get a protein shake similar in taste to the ones they used to drink in ancient Greece. They're even better fermented. And if you really want to blow the pants off a monkey, add fresh ginger and a twist of lemongrass.