Is That Not A Severe Abuse Of Human Rights?

Nope, we found a loophole on page 1369 of the treaty (paragraph 8, line 5). And we are, in fact, using endangered rain forest woods to feed the orphans, to fatten them up before we peel off and dry their stretched skin. The stretch-marks give the paper in our books the ancient quality that really makes the ink pop off the page. And of course Al Gore will keep quiet. He is a woman. He accepted the Nobel Prize wearing ladies underwear. We have the photos in our safe, ready to dance, anytime he wants to go three rounds in the world court...