Topless Paris Hilton Gives Drunk Elephants Prostate Massage For Charity


Via usethewholearm.org

Said Paris, “Drunk elephants urinate frequently, with the burning sensation, because their prostate is swollen, like, bigger then my head. But when I get all naked and insert my left hand deep up their butt, to milk them to orgasm, my whole arm smells like ass. For almost three weeks.”