Review Of Halle Berry’s Nude Sex Scene In “Monster’s Ball”


JHHK’s Review: Halle Berry’s multiple orgasm face turns boys into men. Seriously. This scene is more effective than penis-enhancing cream. (I did a blind taste test. And the buxom brunette who rubbed the ointment on my cock, then licked it off, said that it tasted like nine day old cantaloupe. Whereas instead, she greatly enjoyed deepthroating my clean penis while I watched this scene, looping it again and again.) So If the Oscars ever gave Oscars for Best Sexual Performance... I might actually watch. And Halle would win all. But until that day, just watch “Monster’s Ball.” And award her your own award, called Manly Attention. Two Singing Nipples Up!