Nathan Fillion Is A Big Damn Hero

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Said Nathan Fillion, “Everyone asks, Inara vs Kaylee. But everyone knows the only logical choice is: Threesome. But Joss was resistant. Even after I tickled his bellybutton. So I wrote my own damn sex scene, grabbed Morena and Jewel, and shot the thing, handheld HD. We had some trouble with the sock. My pants-rocket was too huge. Sure, we got some quality boob shots. And Jewel’s sexy fornication face is like the strawberry moment, multiplied by ten thousand. Which is how Morena got jealous. Distracted. She yanked my crank too hard, and exploded my load, up her nose. Which is why, when you see us in scenes together, her hostility appears genuine. It fucked up her sinuses.”