Julia Roberts Confesses “I Had Anal Sex With Lyle Lovett”

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Said Julia Roberts, “The rumors are true. I had anal sex with Lyle Lovett. He called it ‘Butt Love.’ I nicknamed it ‘Constipation.’ So, like, he would come home and say, ‘How about some Butt Love?’ And I would say, ‘I don’t like constipation.’ But then he would sing his folk song. It was so haunting... I let him dick me. I can still hear the lyrics every night... “Hot Buttered Butt Love / You Know That She Wants Some / Give It To Her Now, Stud / Put It In Her Butt, Love” I destroyed all seventeen sex tapes, but my ass never truly healed.”