Via bigboobsreallymatter.org
Said Jessica Simpson, “To be honest, winning this award means something to me... My implants scare my pet turtle, and I think I know why. When you poke them, they bounce counterclockwise. When you lick them, they shrink and get nervous. And when you jiggle them too hard, both nipples release gas, like little hot boob farts. And turtles are so small.”
Jessica Simpson Voted “World’s Best Implants”
