David Mamet Arrested For Writing While Intoxicated

Via drunkenmonkeyz.org

Said David Mamet, “They searched my rectum. Which they do to all Jews, who use complicated grammar. Then came the light spanking. Because I’m Hollywood too. My children were watching. So I had to explain to them, that here in America, one is only allowed to write at the tenth grade reading level. Or you face anal misconduct.”