Via parentingmagazine.com
Said Britney Spears, “Raising kids can be shit. But I’m here to help. So you don’t have to beat them more than they deserve. One. When kids get loud and nasty, put them in front of the television, and make them watch torture porn. Two. For a little piece of quiet, we sit down at the dinner table, every cocksucking night, and do heroine as a family. Three. I have to pee. We’re done for now. Fuck off.”
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