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Said Bill Clinton, “I truly wanted to be First Lady. Because then I could gather all the hottest female interns in Washington. Every day would be like Girl Scouts. We could eat each other’s cookies. Maybe give full body massages. Even reinstate Facial Fridays. It would be exactly like being President, except without all that leadership crap.”
Bill Clinton Still Depressed He Can’t Play First Lady
