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Said Anthony Bourdain, “Rachael Ray used to be hot. Back in her ba-donka-donk days. Before she went plastic, and disfigured her face, and her figure. Which just pissed me off. So just after her surgery, I snuck into her home, and stole her old nose. Stuffed it with fois gras, sauteed it in butter, until the cartilage softened, and served it for a dinner party of fellow celebrity-chef haters. Everyone raved. But it was so fucking big, we had leftovers for weeks.
Anthony Bourdain Hates Ratchel Ray’s Plastic Surgery
