Steve Jobs Pleasures Wife With 4G iPhone


Via MacDaddy.com

Said Steve Jobs, “I got my wife a 4G iPhone. Still in the prototype phase. It’s four-things-in-one. A phone and an iPod. And an internet communicator. And a female genital vibrator. It works like magic. If I work too late one night... I just come home and iPhone her. The orgasm is so powerful, it washes clean her whole brain. Every man, and hot lesbian, in America, needs one. Oh, and one more thing... My wife is a screamer.”