Robert Downey Jr. Praises His Own Big Balls

Via Teen Magazine

Said Robert Downey Jr., “I do have big balls. Mighty big balls. But they’re not made of brass. They’re Adamantium. If anyone doubts me, I remove my pants. Whole actresses pass out. Teamsters weep like dying clowns. And miniature toy poodles fly. To lick the sweat off my globes. So don’t make me teabag you.”