Via Beef Wellington News
Said Obama, “I believe, and have always believed, that all political comedy, and all American comedy, should be toothless and infant-friendly. Like a cute elephant joke. So as to not dissuade the Great Ignorant Majority, who are already hesitant to vote for a half-black, half-male candidate.”
Obama Pledges To Protect Babies, Old People & Retards From The Devastating Effects Of Satire
