Megan Fox Dumped BAG, Dating JHHK?

Via US Weekly

Said JHHK, “Dating? Well, we’re of a generation that doesn’t use Labels. But when we go jogging together, and I practice my Listening by staring at her bouncing breasts, she no longer threatens to withhold sex. Or, last week when I snorted her right nipple with my left nostril, we didn’t enter some new depth of Intimacy, but she orgasmed. And, ever since we looked up Reciprocity in the online dictionary, now when she lets me put the tip of my cock in her mouth, I let her put the tip of her pinky in my anus. So, I wouldn’t call it Dating. I might call it Fucking Awesome. But the reason Megan Fox and I never speak about our Public Sex publicly is just because we don’t want my wife to know.”