Via Hollywood Reporter
Hollywood, CA - Several days ago a group of hardcore fans, led by underground internet celebrities GeekGirlGoneWild and RoboPimp9000, launched a social networking campaign to persuade their peers to send actress Halle Berry ten thousand silver dildos engraved: Mother Warrior Goddess Queen.
MWGQ, for short, is the beloved series of action-adventure novels by author JHHK. Upon learning of his fans behavior he said, “Took ten years to birth my babies, and now... [Sexpletive.] I can only hope Halle receives those things unused.”
The fans paint the series across the underbelly of the internet as “Halle Berry’s 300-Killer!” and “The greatest story ever told about the Amazon warriors of ancient Greece.”
Said one fan mail from alias Joystiq3r, “J? If you don’t understand the frenzy, you clearly haven’t read the books.” And a post by fan KimJonGill read, “Ever since the success of Gladiator, Hollywood has been desperate to acquire a sexy Amazon Warrior Franchise. The genre is ripe for a powerful female Braveheart. And MWGQ is The One. Soon the children of earth will tremble, and all will bow before Halle B, Queen of the Hot Naked Battle Lesbians!!!”
Working nonstop to hit the deadline for his sixth book, the author asked, “How does one apologize for something like that? With a note? A note and a poem...? They lure people. Supposedly, one video involved the reenactment of a famous celebrity sex tape, and a technologically enhanced zucchini. Now those viewers might need an apology too.”
Said his publisher, “I never really liked zucchini, but that video really turned me around.”
JHHK offered, “I wish I could apologize for all the unfortunate behavior on the internet. Halle berry is an incredible actress, and if her people send the unwanted gifts back to us, we’ll make sure to donate them to charity, for needy girls without sex toys.”
For more information about the novels, and their journey toward becoming a movie (and comic book series and video game) visit the MWGQIPEDIA.
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Fans Send Halle Berry 10,000 Silver Dildos Engraved MWGQ
