What’s The Secret Ingredient In Blue Moon Ice Cream?


Blue Moon Artificial Flavor #59, invented by accident by Edgar Weber in 1919. He was trying to create an aphrodisiac to seduce Susie at the Drugstore, because her short skirts inflamed his rage. He took advantage of her ice cream addiction and kept feeding her BMAF until, with #59, like magic, she pounced. They made love for hours under the cool night sky, and he named his flavor Blue Moon because, after so many variations, little Susie’s ass cheeks were a bright shade of Smurf.