Well, I won’t do anything I wouldn’t do ordinarily. So tonight I will most likely either grill up a fine onglet of Kobe beef, or watch the Steven Colbert dance video, looped in reverse, looking for the subliminal body language, or, if I have time, I’ll shave all the hair off a Ukrainian whore, unibrow to toe knuckles, dip her in glitter, and pose her as the centerpiece for my Monday night poker game. After that, I’ll have to go out and feed.