No. Bad parenting causes allergies. Between birth and age five, if you have a family history of allergies, and you are fed even a single serving of dairy product, you will develop allergies for life. The more dairy you are fed, the more severe the allergies. So, if you’re over five years old, please take a moment now to casually thank your parents for destroying your entire life. And if you're under five years old and you’re reading these blog posts, for the love of all that’s good and pure, close your eyes whenever see the word “Flan.” It’s made of dairy and will corrupt you. If you would like to read something dairy free, try “Mother Warrior Goddess Queen.”